Farm Animals as Climbing Holds

Hey, I did pets as climbing holds last time. Today I am going to do farm animals as climbing holds. 

Jugs- Goats(Mountain Goats) are jugs because Mountain Goats just climb up walls so easily as if they are using jugs all the way up no matter how difficult the rock is.

Slopers- Pigs are definitely Slopers because when you go to grab a pig you have to wrap your whole arm around them and use all your weight to catch them or slow down. Just like when you are grabbing a sloper and you have to put all your weight on it. 

Pinches- Llamas are like pinches because they can be really sweet and nice when you get to one. In most cases they will not be as good as you think like when you walk up to a llama most likely is gonna be mean and spit at you, but it may not you never know. 

Pockets- Rabbits are like pockets because when you are trying to catch or hold on to a rabbit you got to make sure your hands are in the right position or else the rabbit will just jump away. Pockets you have to make sure your fingers are in the right position or else you’re slipping out and falling off the route. 

Crimps- Cows are like crimps. They may look nice from a distance but you do something to make a cow mad like mess with its baby or scare them with loud noises, watch out. Crimps, if you approach them wrong or you’re not completely focused when climbing a route with crimps on it, it’s not going to end to well. 

I hope you enjoyed farm animals as rock climbing holds. Next time you pass by a farm or in the gym I hope this article comes to mind and you have a good time comparing the holds to farm animals.

Coach Max H. 

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