oOOHOOooooohohohhh ghost sounds
Gather ‘round the campfire wee ones and hold each other tight. I have some ghost climbing stories that should give ye a fright!
…I’m writing this in a pirate voice for some reason. Did anyone else get pirate out of that? It doesn’t really fit but I guess they can be scary…anyway, MOVING ON.
There’s tales of Michael’s and Jason’s and Freddy’s galore, but here be the things that scare a climber much more…
A legend ‘round here will shake the tightest of shoes, a ghost that will change route grades to amuse.
So, don’t get excited if you top that 11, ‘cause soon you will find that it was only a 7.
Our next spooky story is one of great terror. A Beta Bro, they come and point any error.
They may never even climb, they just carry a bag, but Beta Bro’s will surely tell you where to grab.
Please, my friends, tuck children to bed fast, because the scariest story I saved for the last.
When a climber is climbing and sees a great jug, they get excited of course to grab the big lug.
But on some spooky nights, as the legend is told, that jug’s not a jug, but some crappy hold.
So next time you’re climbing be prepared for these scares, I’d hate for any of you to be caught unawares…you know what I don’t need you guys to critique my slant rhymes, ok? I just had to stop here and say that cause I knew that you would. They are perfectly acceptable…perfectly…fine…they’re good. Leave me alone.