You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of ______ on a _______? Some of the following images are questionable, and some of the rhymes are forced, but we’re out here having fun. Try your best to figure out the rhymes/rhyme adjacent images below.
Without giving anything away, some climbing hold names include Rails, Jugs, Pinches, Pockets, Slopers, Crimps, and to finish a route we hit the Anchors. Feel free to jot your guesses in the comments below!







Okay, maybe one comment, despite the bolt placement on several of the holds and where/how the chains are placed, I think the AI Gen did a great job on the images. Much better than I could have done on my own! I hope you are able to figure them out, and if you are having trouble on any of them let me know in the comments and I’ll tell you the answers! Some/one doesn’t really rhyme, but it’s close enough!
Cheers!


Love these! If you watch Australian TV (or just know anyone like this), there is a show called “Rake” about a guy who is one. He would fit here. And if those wankers are hedge fund managers, they might fit on another with a bit of a stretch. And I can think of one where Karoline Leavitt would fit.
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Rake might be my all-time favorite TV show. (“Gee, Martha, that’s really interesting”)
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Haha, I am smelling a Part II in the future!
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I dunno…I’d expect a Pope on a Rope. This clever quip hides that I have no guesses.
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Pope on a rope is so obvious, How did I miss that! I am ashamed! That one is Pope on a Slope, which is so 2nd rate compared to Pope on a Rope!
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Oh well. I guess if you’d put up Pope on a Rope you’d have cleaned up. Stop me any time…
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