Mad Libs – Climbing Style!

As a kid I spent most of my free time seeking out adventures with my friends, the most common adventure was trying to ride our bikes no handed down Breitmeyer Hill.  At the bottom of the hill, if you didn’t make a sharp left you were either crashing into the curb or ending up in The Clinton River.  I usually bailed somewhere in the middle because the thought of either of these options filled me with terror.  The time I actually committed to the no-hand lean and nailed the sharp left was exhilaration!  My friends were clapping and jumping, and once I hit the straightaway I just threw my hands straight up like I just won the Tour de France.  During the summers when we were allowed to have sleepovers and the nights were filled with just as fun as the days, after the bowls of popcorn were finished and parents went to bed the real fun began!  What is the real fun?  You guessed it, we would break into the liquor cabinet, get hammered, and start doing blow as we traded Pokémon cards.  Okay that was a bit of an exaggeration; the truth is we played MAD LIBS1.  With the number of times we used the word “penis” as the noun, and the belly laughs this would leaven, you would have thought we had broken into the liquor cabinet. Is there anything better than late nights with genitalia infusedvocabulary word games for a ten year old?

All of that is a long way of saying that MAD LIBS were the best, and so I thought I would try my hand at creating a climbing themed MAD LIBS.  I hope it works, and instills a giggle, or perhaps a trip down memory lane. If not, then let’s find the liquor cabinet, because I have a Bidoof that I’m looking to trade for a Scrafty!

If you want to play (of course you want to play) then here are the word parts for you to select.

  1. noun
  2. number
  3. plural noun
  4. body part
  5. noun
  6. body part
  7. adjective
  8. adjective
  9. last person you talked to
  10. girl’s name
  11. boy’s name
  12. animal
  13. liquid
  14. adjective
  15. verb ending in “ing”
  16. verb ending in “ing”
  17. food plural
  18. food singular
  19. food plural
  20. liquid

And so without further ado…


I Hope you had as much ____________ with this as I did, Thanks for reading!

Carrot Co-writer theDIHEDRAL

  1. All credit for the concept behind this post goes to MAD LIBS teaching adverbs and adjective to little kids since 1953.
  2. If you don’t mention genitalia at least once, are you even libbing?

12 Replies to “Mad Libs – Climbing Style!”

      1. Haha…you have to give us at least one sentence!!! A friend of mine went kumquat climbing on a 222 meter rope, when she filled in the blanks. A solid start to story for sure!


  1. Loved Mad lips .. when I was a teenager my friends and I would think up the most sexual or stupid noun verb etc and after read it and just laugh are butts off , such good times🙂

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