Spooky season is here! Which means I will bombard you with Halloween-y posts you didn’t ask for. Like, have you ever wondered what kinda climbers those classic horror movie villains would be like? Of course you haven’t! But I don’t care
Freddy would be a great climber. Not because of his knife-like gloves but because he’s a cheat and lives in a literal dream world. I mean, he can literally extend his arms to make it to the next hold. Kinda ruins the point IMO, but it’s not like I’m gonna call him on it.
Jason is a pretty thicc individual, I can definitely see him as a boulderer. Lots of strength there. Of course, that lake is pretty much where he’s spent a lot of time so maybe he’d like some water soloing?
Michael is very persistent. He’ll trudge along at an even and steady pace. Very good for a climber. But I’m not sure about his belaying skills. Can’t really tell behind that blank mask, is he even paying attention??
Who else could show their climbing skills? Chucky? Pinhead? Let me know in the comments!