Have you ever thought about what your favorite rock climbing holds would be if they were fast food restaurants? Well wait no longer I’m here to put fast food restaurants as rock climbing holds.
Jugs- Jugs are McDonald’s because everyone has or currently eats as a fast quick place to get something to eat. Just like jugs it’s easy to order from their menu and can usually fly in and out with your food just like you just fly up jugs on a route!
Pockets- Pockets are Raising Canes because they got strong and delicious chicken fingers and you have to have strong fingers in the right position for pockets when you climb them!
Crimps- Crimps are Chick-Fil-A because it’s usually always busy when you go get it, but when you do get it no matter how long the wait it taste so good and worth it. When you work on a crimp route and work and wait over time and when you get the route it’s all worth it.
Slopers- Slopers are Pizza Hut because they are round and usually a little greasy (greasy isn’t bad but not everybody likes super greasy pizza, it’s just personal preference) and slippery to hold on to. If you don’t have a good hold on a sloper it will slip out of your hands just like a slice of pizza.
Pinches- Pinches are Subway because of course you got to make a ‘C’ shape with your hands to hold on to the sub sandwich just like you have to make a ‘C’ with your hands when grabbing pinches.
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