Cognac
Cognac are all those old people at the gym. It’s a sipping drink, so they are slow, but steady. Getting it done, but at their own pace. Really, they’ll probably outlive your fast ass.
Jell-O Shots
Jell-O shots are the gym rats that just want to be seen. Fake and cute. Their workouts are for TikTok only.
Vodka
You can cut Vodka with all mixers, so of course Vodka is that gym-ster who does everything and anything at the gym. There’s nary a place you can look that you won’t see that dude. Spin class, the pool, on any machine you currently want to be on…that’s where Vodka will be.
Tequila
Tequila is unnecessarily aggressive. Always throwing those weights down and screaming. You don’t need to go that hard, Tequila. Calm down.
Hard Seltzer
Hard Seltzer comes to the gym but doesn’t really do anything. You’ll often see Hard Seltzer taking up a machine while sitting on their phone. They will, however, still feel like they accomplished something. Despite its name, Hard Seltzer is a weak bitch.
Which one are you?
Interesting analogy, for sure. Cognac
These sketches get me every time xD . The elderly gentleman with the body shape of an un-ripened gourd is genius.
lololol… this is great!
Hilarious!
I am something called a cement mixer – it’s Bailey’s and lime juice. It’s a shot that, when you shake it in your mouth, immediately curdles.
That’s disgusting! Is it good?
Not in the slightest – the best thing I can say about it is that it’s an experience!
Haha…this is such a funny reply! I love the honesty!
I like cognac and tequila… and I’m old. But I will outlive you. I notice beer doesn’t even make the list.
What about us sangria lovers?
You know what, I must be an alcopop (the type teenagers drink). For I don’t do anything much at the gym, but laugh a lot.
Where’s rum? The gluten free, low carb booze of choice !
if that is true then I want vodka hahaha well to be honest its actually how you balance your lifestyle. go in the gym and have some pilates workout and grab some alcoholic drinks as well as our body need it.
I love your drawings and descriptions. Tequila used to be my drink of choice when I drank but I was never like that in the gym….I was more like Vodka although I don’t like Vodka.
This is genius and hillarious!!
So funny and the pictures are awesome! Looking forward to more posts!
My drink when i’m using the gym is Guinness, and ive been told it a healthy drink too
It does have vegetables!!!